Space-ace

a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was an asexual who was kinda cool. he made a spaceship and ventured into a black hole. inside the black hole was the fountain of youth where he became immortal and also the god of turtles and tortoises. then he went to earth and joined the fishcord. oh yeah also fish gave him moist powers. thats basically my origin story so thats cool i guess